The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Quote by Mark McKinney

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What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up...

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up...

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the...

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the...

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?