The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Quote by Mark McKinney

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I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the...

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the...

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up...

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up...

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.