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And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
#Mark McKinney
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
#Mark McKinney
I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
#Mark McKinney
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
#Mark McKinney
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
#Mark McKinney
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
#Mark McKinney
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
#Mark McKinney
Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the...
#Mark McKinney
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up...
#Mark McKinney