The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
Quote by Samuel Butler
Love is a boy, by poets styled, Then spare the rod, and spoil the child
If you follow reason far enough it always leads to conclusions that are contrary to...
Morality turns on whether the pleasure precedes or follows the pain
God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch.
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal.
If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good...
Life is one long process of getting tired.
There is nothing which at once affects a man so much and so little as...
The truest characters of ignorance are vanity, and pride and arrogance.
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he...
Man is God's highest present development. He is the latest thing in God.
An open mind is all very well in its way, but it ought not to...
Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo not for a man.
He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most. God will take care...
God cannot alter the past, that is why he is obliged to connive at the...
People are always good company when they are doing what they really enjoy.
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep...
I liked the humor of it, I've always enjoyed a sense of humor in God...
It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...
The seven deadly sins... food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes,respectability and children. Nothing can lift those...