The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the sport tends to make one inclined to whisper and avoid sudden movements, such as walking to the refrigerator [during] a possible birdie putt.

Quote by Peter Alfano

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The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the...

The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the...

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the...

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

I see no reason why Tiger Woods won't become a great player. Man, can he...

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.

Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth.

Lloyd could get down in two from off the earth.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf...

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do,...

Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go...

Sometimes things work out on the golf course and sometimes they don't. Life will go...

What if Isao Aoki had won?

What if Isao Aoki had won?

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the...

You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the...

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such...

No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such...

I guess that's why they call it Hell.

I guess that's why they call it Hell.

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could...

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I...

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I...

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and...

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.