The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

Quote by Rush Limbaugh

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Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles...

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles...

No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.

No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity.

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot...

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot...

So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his...

So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his...

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is...

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is...

The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested...

The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested...

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York...

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate....

We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate....

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an...

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an...

Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective.

Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective.

Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of...

Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of...

Football is like life and I know life.

Football is like life and I know life.

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says...

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says...

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out...

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out...