Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

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The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is...

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is...

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York...

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York...

I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I...

I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I...

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

You could afford your house without the government if it weren't for the government.

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by...

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by...

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles...

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles...

After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to...

After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to...

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says...

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

Government stimulates the democrat party.

Government stimulates the democrat party.

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.

There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.

So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his...

So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his...

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the...

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the...

Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created...

Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created...

I can recall no parallel in history where a great nation recently at war has...

I can recall no parallel in history where a great nation recently at war has...

Skepticism is a virtue in history as well as in philosophy.

Skepticism is a virtue in history as well as in philosophy.

The first qualification for a historian is to have no ability to invent

The first qualification for a historian is to have no ability to invent