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Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out...

Let me tell you who we conservatives are: we love people. When we look out...

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says...

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says...

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats...

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now. I'm not saying the Democrats...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who...

I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I...

I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I...

If you're working to make the playing field fair and level, you're working for the...

If you're working to make the playing field fair and level, you're working for the...

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York...

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York...

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles...

The Los Angeles riots were not caused by the Rodney King verdict. The Los Angeles...

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot...

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot...

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts...

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts...

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is...

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is...

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has...

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has...

We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and...

We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and...

After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to...

After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to...

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective.

Nationalizing businesses, nationalizing banks, is not a solution for the democratic party, it's the objective.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.

Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century.