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The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama.

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an...

When a nominee for the Supreme Court, one of only nine lifetime appointments, makes an...

Government stimulates the democrat party.

Government stimulates the democrat party.

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts...

Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts...

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the...

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the...

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is...

The message that President Obama delivered in his speech at Notre Dame was: morality is...

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

Most people's historical perspective begins with the day of their birth.

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power,...

Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power,...

I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her...

I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her...

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is...

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is...

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says...

Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says...

There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.

There is one other business where the customer is always wrong and that's the media.

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York...

I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York...

Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of...

Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of...

We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and...

We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is...

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has...

We are born to action; and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has...

None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is...

None of what Barack Obama is doing or wants to do to this country is...

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot...

Being stuck is a position few of us like. We want something new but cannot...