The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office.

Quote by Robert Frost

Topics: Funny Quotes, Work Quotes

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the...

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the...

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman...

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her...

I go to school - to youth - to learn the future

I go to school - to youth - to learn the future

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the...

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the...

Poetry is what gets lost in translation.

Poetry is what gets lost in translation.

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance.

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance.

All the fun's in how you say a thing

All the fun's in how you say a thing

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting.

Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting.

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the...

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the...

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take...

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take...

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.

The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I'm against a homogenized...

The best things and best people rise out of their separateness; I'm against a homogenized...

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and...

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and...

I am glad the invitation pleases your family. It will please my family to the...

I am glad the invitation pleases your family. It will please my family to the...

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and...

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and...

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.

Hell is a half-filled auditorium.