Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks.
Quote by Edward Koch
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult...
In action be primitive; in foresight, a strategist.
You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for ones self-respect...
The art of creation is older than the art of killing.
They have given me the imprimatur of a serious writer, which I knew I was...
If you turn your back on these people, you yourself are an animal. You may...
You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights.
When all are wrong, everyone is right.
If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you...
I am awake, I might as well be drinking
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I fall back on this journal just as some other poor devil takes to drink
A man cannot make him laugh; but that's no marvel; he drinks no wine
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesnt live like...
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...
A drink is shorter than a tale