Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Drink Quotes

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be...

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges and...

My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges and...

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Art is a form of catharsis

Art is a form of catharsis

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

Sorrow is tranquillity remembered in emotion.

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try...

How do people go to sleep? I'm afraid I've lost the knack. I might try...

Money is only congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant,...

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant,...

Scratch a lover, find a foe

Scratch a lover, find a foe

Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it is an enemy.

Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else unless it is an enemy.

The worst enemy of truth and freedom in our society is the compact majority

The worst enemy of truth and freedom in our society is the compact majority

If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.

If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near.