Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people...

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges and...

My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges and...

Scratch a lover, find a foe

Scratch a lover, find a foe

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

Every love's the love before in a duller dress

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill....

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with...

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that...

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that...

Blue eyes say, Love me or I die; black eyes say, Love me or I...

Blue eyes say, Love me or I die; black eyes say, Love me or I...

These two truths are the same in weight and importance. Accept and love WHO and...

These two truths are the same in weight and importance. Accept and love WHO and...

The fact that the man is not alone, that he is solitary to the entire...

The fact that the man is not alone, that he is solitary to the entire...