The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.

Topics: Laughter Quotes

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other...

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other...

And let that day be lost to us on which we did not dance once!...

And let that day be lost to us on which we did not dance once!...

When you're sad you must smile; When you're happy you must laugh; When you're weak...

When you're sad you must smile; When you're happy you must laugh; When you're weak...

I have never been a serious person.... I am not serious at all because existence...

I have never been a serious person.... I am not serious at all because existence...

Every pulpit is a pillory, in which stands a hired culprit, defending the justice of...

Every pulpit is a pillory, in which stands a hired culprit, defending the justice of...

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

The malicious sneer is improperly called laughter.

I try to bring the audience's own drama - tears and laughter they know about...

I try to bring the audience's own drama - tears and laughter they know about...

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances...

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances...

When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle of...

When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle of...

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.

Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be turned to mourning, and your...

Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be turned to mourning, and your...

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.

Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing....

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing....

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of...

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of...

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money answereth all things.

That laughter costs too much, which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency

That laughter costs too much, which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency