The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

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When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his...

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I...

They asked me once my thoughts about infinity, and I told em with all I...

When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still,...

When you are enjoying life time flies by, when you are not it stands still,...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my...

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life...

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life...

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should...

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should...

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes...

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes...

We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had...

We speculated what it was like before we got language skills. When we humans had...

Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking.

Lifes greatest thoughts usually come to you when you forget youre thinking.

What do I think about the way most people dress? Most people are not something...

What do I think about the way most people dress? Most people are not something...

I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem

I have learned never to ridicule any man's opinion, however strange it may seem

We shall not busy ourselves with what men ought to have admired, what they ought...

We shall not busy ourselves with what men ought to have admired, what they ought...

To think that the new economy is over is like somebody in London in 1830...

To think that the new economy is over is like somebody in London in 1830...

You can't think and hit at the same time

You can't think and hit at the same time

Ducks quack loudly before a rain

Ducks quack loudly before a rain

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

He who limps is still walking.

He who limps is still walking.