That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.

Quote by Dorothy Parker

Topics: Language Quotes

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant,...

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant,...

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there...

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch...

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

If you would learn what God thinks about money, you have only to look at...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine...

Lonely is a man without love.

Lonely is a man without love.

Work is the province of cattle.

Work is the province of cattle.

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would...

He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would...

Scratch a lover, find a foe

Scratch a lover, find a foe

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the...

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great...

This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great...

Money is only congealed snow.

Money is only congealed snow.

If there's anyone listening to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if...

If there's anyone listening to whom I owe money, I'm prepared to forget it if...

Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been...

Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been...