Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth.

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Among the blind, the squinter rules

Among the blind, the squinter rules

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

One drink is just right; two is too many; three are too few.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Keep your head above water

Keep your head above water

Sweep before your own door first

Sweep before your own door first

A wicked book cannot repent

A wicked book cannot repent

The old gray mare just ain't what she used to be

The old gray mare just ain't what she used to be

A promise is a comfort for a fool.

A promise is a comfort for a fool.

Every man has his price

Every man has his price

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

Old age though despised, is coveted by all.

Old age though despised, is coveted by all.

Self - praise is no recommendation

Self - praise is no recommendation

Love me little, love me long

Love me little, love me long

If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.

If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.

The hard part of making good is that you have to do it every day

The hard part of making good is that you have to do it every day

Children and fools cannot lie.

Children and fools cannot lie.

Behind every great man there's a great woman

Behind every great man there's a great woman

Possession is nine tenths of the law

Possession is nine tenths of the law

If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love.

If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love.

The love of money as a possession - as distinguished from the love of money...

The love of money as a possession - as distinguished from the love of money...