Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
Quote by H L Mencken
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it...
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open...
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please...
Every man is his own hell.
Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque...
Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the...
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes...
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the...
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.
Poetry has done enough when it charms, but prose must also convince.
Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the...
It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach,...
The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very...