Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Quote by Will Smith

Topics: Bullshit Quotes, Cocky Quotes

On learning to swim: I'm too big to have some woman hold my stomach and...

On learning to swim: I'm too big to have some woman hold my stomach and...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town...

Here I stand before you - brown. Color of the mountains Colossal as the earth...

Here I stand before you - brown. Color of the mountains Colossal as the earth...

It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what...

It's quite highly possible that I have peaked. I mean, I just can't imagine what...

The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you...

The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you...

Parents just don't understand.

Parents just don't understand.

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms...

Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity.

Being realistic is the most commonly traveled road to mediocrity.

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there.

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there.

You dont try to build a well, you dont set out to build a wall,...

You dont try to build a well, you dont set out to build a wall,...

What we call luck, what we call chance, is what happens when preparation meets opportunity....

What we call luck, what we call chance, is what happens when preparation meets opportunity....

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God...

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God...

I think it would be arrogant and borderline foolish to believe theres no other life...

I think it would be arrogant and borderline foolish to believe theres no other life...

I've never viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself asslightly above average in talent....

I've never viewed myself as particularly talented. I've viewed myself asslightly above average in talent....

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.

Wise married women don't trouble themselves about infidelity in their husbands

Wise married women don't trouble themselves about infidelity in their husbands

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his...

But there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No one can avoid them....

But there is suffering in life, and there are defeats. No one can avoid them....

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must...