Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Quote by Helen Rowland

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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks...

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends...

To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends...

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but...

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the...

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the...

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.