Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and...

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and...

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just...

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just...

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or...

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created nothing...

Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created nothing...

By the time the fool has learned the game, the players have dispersed

By the time the fool has learned the game, the players have dispersed

Apologizes are pointless, regrets come too late. What matters is you can move, on you...

Apologizes are pointless, regrets come too late. What matters is you can move, on you...