It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Quote by Helen Rowland

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After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been...

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a...

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself...

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided...

I am glad that I paid so little attention to good advice; had I abided...

The best way to give advise to your children is to find out what they...

The best way to give advise to your children is to find out what they...