So wonderful to be in Pasadena where it's 138 durin' the day and 36 at night. A pimp don't know what to wear, I'm down in the hotel lobby I got on a fur coat, some swimmin' trunks, some timberlands…

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Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive...

Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

We got our soldiers fightin' gangsta niggaz, them terrorists is gangsters, how the fuck u...

Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.

Daddy where the coco puffs??? What... Damn Insurgents.

In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are...

In about 14 and 3/4 minutes your body will go into autopilot....After that you are...

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.

Fuck michael jackson, smelling like little 5 year old booty-holes and shit...fuck him.

If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit...

If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit...

How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

How do you get a job and fuck up everything! everything? Everything!

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

This shit right here nigga!? This shit right here nigga!?

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

You angry at breakfast nigga? you gang bangin on bacon nigga?

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

Spanish people you gotta get you some nigga friends too so they can tell you...

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is...

Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pussy replacement..you cant replace pussy! pussy is...

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

I speak for all the real niggas when I say theres no such thing as...

Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!

Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, bitch!

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont...

America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the iraq uniform is like. dont...

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

Your baby is supposed to like Skittles, you ignorant bitch!

Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a...

Some of yall ladies is looking for an 100% good nigga, and I had a...

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

Ain't nothin worse then a smart dumb nigga.

And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time i checked you wasnt handling...

And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time i checked you wasnt handling...

Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a...

Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a...