Smile, it's free therapy.

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Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for...

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for...

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all...

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all...

To awake from death is to die in peace.

To awake from death is to die in peace.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for...

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for...

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

Growing old is not growing up.

Growing old is not growing up.

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only...

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only...

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him.

Abuse a man unjustly and you will make friends for him.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is...

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is...

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Death is the final wake-up call.

Death is the final wake-up call.

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.