First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.

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Death is the final wake-up call.

Death is the final wake-up call.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for...

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for...

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is...

Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is...

Smile, it's free therapy.

Smile, it's free therapy.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the...

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the...

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...

The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic...

To awake from death is to die in peace.

To awake from death is to die in peace.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for...

If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for...