Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.
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No Strings Attached (Movie) Quotes
Eli: I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to...
Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
Emma: Yeah, I stuck it in.
Emma: Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky you're never gonna see me again.
Alvin: We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't...
Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around...
Emma: You look like a pumpkin, bitch!
Emma: I think monogamy goes against our basic biology.
Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you!
Emma: I'll be gone for like, an hour... I'm just getting some... Yogurt.
Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.
Emma: That hole is my bitch!
Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm...
Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.
Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.
Shira: God, I am single as fuck.
Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you? Adam: You did a good job, so......
Eli: Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's...