Eli: Ten years from now you're gonna be having sex with your wife. And it's gonna be in the missionary position. And one of you is going to be asleep.

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Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.

Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.

Shira: God, I am single as fuck.

Shira: God, I am single as fuck.

Eli: I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to...

Eli: I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to...

Emma: I'll be gone for like, an hour... I'm just getting some... Yogurt.

Emma: I'll be gone for like, an hour... I'm just getting some... Yogurt.

Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!

Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!

Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you? Adam: You did a good job, so......

Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you? Adam: You did a good job, so......

Emma: Yeah, I stuck it in.

Emma: Yeah, I stuck it in.

Alvin: We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't...

Alvin: We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't...

Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.

Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.

Emma: I think monogamy goes against our basic biology.

Emma: I think monogamy goes against our basic biology.

Emma: That hole is my bitch!

Emma: That hole is my bitch!

Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm...

Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm...

Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around...

Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around...

Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are...

Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are...

Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you!

Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you!

Emma: Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky you're never gonna see me again.

Emma: Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky you're never gonna see me again.

Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.

Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.

Emma: You look like a pumpkin, bitch!

Emma: You look like a pumpkin, bitch!

Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.

Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.