Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one…

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Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel Ross: Your money...

Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel Ross: Your money...

Phoebe : [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want...

Phoebe : [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find...

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a...

A woman with a woman's viewpoint is of more value when she forgets she's a...

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

Against the State, against the Church, against the silence of the medical profession, against the...

Against the State, against the Church, against the silence of the medical profession, against the...

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Pornographers are the enemies of women only because our contemporary ideology of pornography does not...

Pornographers are the enemies of women only because our contemporary ideology of pornography does not...

My resolution's placed, and I have nothing Of woman in me; now from head to...

My resolution's placed, and I have nothing Of woman in me; now from head to...

The truth is that while men, in our society, are encouraged to have strong egos...

The truth is that while men, in our society, are encouraged to have strong egos...

We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an...

We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an...

I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of...

I despair of the Republic! Such dreariness, such whining sallow women, such utter absence of...

Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a...

Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a...