Phoebe : [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

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Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel Ross: Your money...

Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel Ross: Your money...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Joey: Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her. Rachel:...

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find...

Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find...

Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I...

Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I...

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven...

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven...

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she...

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she...

Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.

Men are just as sensitive, and in some ways more sensitive, than women are.

Rebuke not an elder, but entreat him as a father; and the younger men as...

Rebuke not an elder, but entreat him as a father; and the younger men as...

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last.

Women have no wilderness in them. They are provident instead content in the tight hot...

Women have no wilderness in them. They are provident instead content in the tight hot...

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as...

I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as...

A deceased man has the right to breathe life into the womb of his wife...

A deceased man has the right to breathe life into the womb of his wife...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I...

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be...

Women aren't as busy as men because we do it right the first time.

Women aren't as busy as men because we do it right the first time.

Most females will forgive a liberty rather than a slight

Most females will forgive a liberty rather than a slight

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a...

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a...