Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got to help pay for piping. And the Piper!

Quote by Abigail Van Buren

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room...

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room...

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a...

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a...

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my...

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my...

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and...

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.