It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

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There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room...

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and...

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and...

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got...

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a...

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.