It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room...

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room...

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got...

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got...

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a...

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a...

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and...

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.