It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

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Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and...

It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

Maturity is: The ability to stick with a job until it's finished; The ability to...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room...

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who walk into a room...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got...

Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you've got...

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a...

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a...

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.