Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Quote by Don Marquis

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An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets...

Did you ever notice that when a politician does get an idea he usually gets...

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has...

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has...

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we...

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we...

Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just...

Fate often puts all the material for happiness and prosperity into a man's hands just...

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has...

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has...

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world...

Successful people are the ones who think up things for the rest of the world...

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers...

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers...

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they...

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they...

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage...

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage...

I would rather start a family than finish one.

I would rather start a family than finish one.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Procrastination is a sin of lawyers, trial judges, reporters, appellate judges, in brief, everyone connected...

Procrastination is a sin of lawyers, trial judges, reporters, appellate judges, in brief, everyone connected...

That glorious vision of doing good is so often the sanguine mirage of so many...

That glorious vision of doing good is so often the sanguine mirage of so many...

We shall never have more time. We have, and always had, all the time there...

We shall never have more time. We have, and always had, all the time there...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the...