I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad,...
Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is...
The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of...
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for...
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Reconsider, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made.
Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or...
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by...
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by...
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
LONGEVITY, n. Uncommon extension of the fear of death.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
You would not tolerate for one moment the conduct in an individual that is commonplace...
The big problem is to find suitable hats. I don't care for them all that...