Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

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Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than...

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than...

Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.

Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.

The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world

The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world

An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave.

An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave.

Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any...

Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any...

Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.

Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.

Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell...

Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell...

Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood...

Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood...

There is no complete theory of anything.

There is no complete theory of anything.

A true initiation never ends.

A true initiation never ends.

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out...

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out...

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what...

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what...

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance...

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance...

There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.

There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.

The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The...

The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The...

Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any...

Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any...

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

Humans are naturally capable of being crazy because you have to be crazy to be...

Humans are naturally capable of being crazy because you have to be crazy to be...