I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

Quote by Robert Anton Wilson

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Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood...

Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood...

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance...

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance...

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Philadelphia merely seems dull because it's next to exciting Camden, New Jersey.

Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous process of initiation.

Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous process of initiation.

Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities.

Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities.

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.

Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than...

A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than...

Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on...

Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on...

The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.

The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear.

There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.

There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.

The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.

The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.

Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any...

Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any...

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a...

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a...

A true initiation never ends.

A true initiation never ends.

Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell...

Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell...

We live in our fantasies and endure our realities.

We live in our fantasies and endure our realities.

The Grail is the womb of the beloved.

The Grail is the womb of the beloved.