Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . . . I do have certain requests about my passing, though. I hope that if I die in a plane crash, it's coming FROM a vacation…

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I've done a fair share of stupid things in my life, a couple of which...

I've done a fair share of stupid things in my life, a couple of which...

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

Personally, I've always thought dying on vacation was the better way to go . ....

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot

Barking dogs occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.

A living dog is better than a dead lion

A living dog is better than a dead lion

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog...

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and...

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and...

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

The cat is the mirror of his human's mind...the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you...

A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding...

A reasonable amount o fleas is good for a dog - keeps him from brooding...

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas

If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas

Scratch first, itch later.

Scratch first, itch later.

An earthly dog of the carriage breed; Who, having failed of the modern speed, Now...

An earthly dog of the carriage breed; Who, having failed of the modern speed, Now...

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at...

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through...

A hungry dog hunts best

A hungry dog hunts best