I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking...

I have a lot of vanity.

I have a lot of vanity.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.

The blues and jazz will live forever... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

Just let the wardrobe do the acting.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability...

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I...

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I...

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out...

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

Well, I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I haven't been a rogue...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

The compensation of a very early success is a conviction that life is a romantic...

The compensation of a very early success is a conviction that life is a romantic...

Success is a result, not a goal

Success is a result, not a goal