I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they...

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways...

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

I'm an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I...

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out...

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out...

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I...

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what...

I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what...

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I have a lot of vanity.

I have a lot of vanity.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success....

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Curiosity is idle only to those who fail to realize that it may be a...

Curiosity is idle only to those who fail to realize that it may be a...

It's kind of ironic how common sense isn't common at all.

It's kind of ironic how common sense isn't common at all.

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains!