Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.

Quote by Malcolm De Chazal

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I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.

The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile...

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile...

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face

The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun's harem - the most oriental thing...

The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun's harem - the most oriental thing...

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.

Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive...

The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive...

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he...

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he...

The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.

The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a...

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a...

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal...

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal...

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the...

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the...