I hate women because they always know where things are.
Quote by Malcolm De Chazal
We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile...
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he...
The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.
Our expression and our words never coincide, which is why the animals don't understand us.
Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face.
Women make us poets, children make us philosophers.
Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.
The beautiful remains so in ugly surroundings.
The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the...
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a...
We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.
Laughter is regional: a smile extends over the whole face
The flower is a jumble of thighs, the sun's harem - the most oriental thing...
The idealist walks on tiptoe, the materialist on his heels.
Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal...
The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.
Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.
Man reaches the highest point of lovableness at 12 to 17 - to get it...
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but...
If you can't afford taking your kids to the Zoo, try taking them to Wal-Mart...its...
When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...