Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

Quote by Ed Gardner

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he...

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he...

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...

The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...

The vision is really that in the information age the microprocessor-based machine, the PC, along...

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

Nature is always behind the age.

Nature is always behind the age.

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by...

Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by...

Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the...

Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend's Dad. He...

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

The most minor gifts and not a very high class way to earn a living....

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

Middle age is when youre faced with two temptations and you choose the one that...

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in...

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in...

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say...

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very...

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to...

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to...

The advice I am giving always to all my students is above all to study...

The advice I am giving always to all my students is above all to study...