Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

Quote by Ed Gardner

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he...

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he...

Let's have some new cliches.

Let's have some new cliches.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit...

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good...

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good...

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

I don't need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we'll ever...

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.

When I was your age, television was called books.

When I was your age, television was called books.

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry...

One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

The reason for the slow progress of the world seems to lie in a single...

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,...

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,...