Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings.

Quote by Ed Gardner

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he...

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he...

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

Do you want to know a good way to fall in love? Just associate with...

Do you want to know a good way to fall in love? Just associate with...

Friendship is...the sort of love one can imagine between angels.

Friendship is...the sort of love one can imagine between angels.

For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.

For I don't care too much for money, For money can't buy me love.

You can doubt anything if you think about it long enough cuz what happened always...

You can doubt anything if you think about it long enough cuz what happened always...

For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time: hatred ceases by love -...

For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time: hatred ceases by love -...

Love is the master key opens the gates of happiness.

Love is the master key opens the gates of happiness.

Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts

Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts

When pleasure interferes with business, give up business.

When pleasure interferes with business, give up business.

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be...

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be...

Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor...

Woman was taken out of man; not out of his head to top him, nor...

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick...

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

''A drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gal.'' So with men....

''A drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gal.'' So with men....

To love rightly is to love what is orderly and beautiful in an educated and...

To love rightly is to love what is orderly and beautiful in an educated and...

I need you in front of me, saying my name, saying to me... I choose...

I need you in front of me, saying my name, saying to me... I choose...