Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.

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I've lived, laughed, lost, and loved again the whole Shakespearian thing.

I've lived, laughed, lost, and loved again the whole Shakespearian thing.

Well, every time I get ready to do a job I want to lose weight.

Well, every time I get ready to do a job I want to lose weight.

I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted...

I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted...

It was a small provincial place with great people and I had a happy childhood...

It was a small provincial place with great people and I had a happy childhood...

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting...

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting...

I've lived three lifetimes in my short time.

I've lived three lifetimes in my short time.

Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.

Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.

I'm very involved in the writing on every level.

I'm very involved in the writing on every level.

Though I'm not religious in the classical sense I did partake in Passover.

Though I'm not religious in the classical sense I did partake in Passover.

Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I...

Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I...

I like writing better. Because I don't have to wear makeup, I don't have to...

I like writing better. Because I don't have to wear makeup, I don't have to...

You know I think that going into therapy is a very positive thing, and talking...

You know I think that going into therapy is a very positive thing, and talking...

I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I'll rarely go to a...

I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I'll rarely go to a...

I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it...

I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it...

If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden...

If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden...

Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger.

Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger.

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep...

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep...

If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP...

If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP...

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

I was popular. I wasn't the most popular. But I definitely held my own.

I was popular. I wasn't the most popular. But I definitely held my own.