I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.

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Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting...

Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting...

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep...

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep...

I have very eclectic taste in music, but when it comes to going to concerts,...

I have very eclectic taste in music, but when it comes to going to concerts,...

I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it...

I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it...

I was popular. I wasn't the most popular. But I definitely held my own.

I was popular. I wasn't the most popular. But I definitely held my own.

If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden...

If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden...

I've gone very far, far away, but my character keeps me close to home.

I've gone very far, far away, but my character keeps me close to home.

It was a small provincial place with great people and I had a happy childhood...

It was a small provincial place with great people and I had a happy childhood...

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.

Well, my favorite color I guess I would say yellow.

Well, my favorite color I guess I would say yellow.

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.

I have been dairy free for several years, and I started because I felt it...

I have been dairy free for several years, and I started because I felt it...

I don't go to places where I'm going to get mobbed.

I don't go to places where I'm going to get mobbed.

I started as a teenager going up on commercials.

I started as a teenager going up on commercials.

I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I'll rarely go to a...

I choose the places I go to carefully and wisely. I'll rarely go to a...

I've lived three lifetimes in my short time.

I've lived three lifetimes in my short time.

I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover.

I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover.

If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP...

If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP...

I'm very involved in the writing on every level.

I'm very involved in the writing on every level.

Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I...

Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I...