Old age is an incurable disease.
Quote by Seneca
Successful and fortunate crime is called virtue.
Luck never made a man wise.
Night brings our troubles to the light, rather than banishes them.
A great step towards independence is good humored stomach
The spirit in which a thing is given determines that in which the debt is...
Advice is worth what you pay for it
He who is brave is free.
No man ever became wise by chance
If you judge, investigate
Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness.
A happy life is one which is in accordance with its own nature.
Every man prefers belief to the exercise of judgment.
If you wish to be loved, love
Excessive power sees power beyond its power
He is most powerful who has power over himself
A multitude of executions discredits a king, as a multitude of funerals a doctor
There are none more abusive to others than they that lie most open to it...
Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and...
When I think about how good my book could be, I can hardly breathe.
Humor comes from self-confidence.