Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.

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I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any...

I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any...

The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I...

The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I...

Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they...

Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they...

I enjoy doing nothing.

I enjoy doing nothing.

But you've got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn't matter as much when...

But you've got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn't matter as much when...

A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me...

A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me...

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent...

It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent...

One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative...

One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative...

There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping...

There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping...

I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids...

I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids...