The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very good reason to want to go, but as good as any, I suppose.

Quote by Jeffrey Bernard

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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

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There's nothing undignified about lying about all day and being waited on by servants, sipping...

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Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless...

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Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they...

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But you've got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn't matter as much when...

I enjoy doing nothing.

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It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent...

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I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any...

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