Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War on Christmas. Its a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane.

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Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be...

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be...

It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one...

It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one...

The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.

The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the...

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the...

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt...

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt...

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the...

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the...

Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.

Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.

In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.

In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject...

Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject...

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life...

Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life...

America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences...

America has the longest prison sentences in the West, yet the only condition long sentences...

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.