Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War on Christmas. Its a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane.

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Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the...

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the...

Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.

Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be...

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be...

It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one...

It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the...

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the...

The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.

The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt...

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt...

Politics is an act of faith; you have to show some kind of confidence in...

Politics is an act of faith; you have to show some kind of confidence in...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is a people business. I like people.

Politics is a people business. I like people.

Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in...

Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in...

The problem is not with people or churches that are politically active. It is with...

The problem is not with people or churches that are politically active. It is with...

Conservatives divide the world in terms of good and evil while liberals do it in...

Conservatives divide the world in terms of good and evil while liberals do it in...

Politics are the divine science, after all

Politics are the divine science, after all

If I seem to take part in politics, it is only because politics encircles us...

If I seem to take part in politics, it is only because politics encircles us...

A man of active and resilient mind outwears his friendships just as certainly as he...

A man of active and resilient mind outwears his friendships just as certainly as he...