Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War on Christmas. Its a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane.

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Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

And why is it that some men just can't deal with the idea that a...

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be...

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be...

Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.

Sure boys masturbate more than girls. Girls dont have as big a temptation.

It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one...

It never dawned on me to be born I just awoke to the fact one...

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt...

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt...

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the...

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the...

The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.

The Big Bang definitely has erotic overtones.

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the...

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the...

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang....

I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang....

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has damned few...

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is...

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

All things must change To something new, to something strange.

All things must change To something new, to something strange.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man...

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man...