No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Democracy means the organization of society for the benefit and at the expense of everybody...
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
There is only one belief that can rob death of its sting and the grave...
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.
Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to...
The art of government is the organization of idolatry.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,...
Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.
I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to...
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the...
Property is organized robbery.
Martyrdom, sir, is what these people like; it is the only way in which a...
No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official....
But Jesus answered and said, Ye know not what ye ask. Are ye able to...
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only...