No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.

Quote by Elsa Einstein

Topics: Husbands Quotes, Understanding Quotes

Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as...

Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as...

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in...

Of all the husbands on the earth, The sailor has the finest berth, For in...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that...

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with...

Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

A lover may be a shadowy creature, but husbands are made of flesh and blood.

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

God, give me a rich husband though he be an ass

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

I know of no pursuit in which more real and important services can be rendered...

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the...

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the...

When I say, I love you, it's not because I want you or because I...

When I say, I love you, it's not because I want you or because I...

The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions...

The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions...

You have to know the past to understand the present.

You have to know the past to understand the present.