Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If...

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If...

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous...

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous...

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!