If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

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When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If...

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If...

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous...

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous...

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.