My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

Quote by Winston Churchill

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A joke is a very serious thing

A joke is a very serious thing

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a...

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a...

If one has to submit, it is wasteful not to do so with the best...

If one has to submit, it is wasteful not to do so with the best...

India is a geographical term. It is no more a united nation than the Equator.

India is a geographical term. It is no more a united nation than the Equator.

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but...

No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but...

We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry...

We occasionally stumble over the truth but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry...

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to...

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to...

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil...

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favorable reference to the devil...

Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you...

Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you...

There is no limit to the ingenuity of man if it is properly and vigorously...

There is no limit to the ingenuity of man if it is properly and vigorously...

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.

Don't take 'no' for an answer, never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off...

Don't take 'no' for an answer, never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off...

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever....

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever....

The only guide to man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is...

The only guide to man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is...

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

Great and good are seldom the same man.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick...

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick...

The most effective tool to promote deception is to clothe the deception in truth.

The most effective tool to promote deception is to clothe the deception in truth.

Speak the truth by all means; be bold and fearless in your rebuke of error,...

Speak the truth by all means; be bold and fearless in your rebuke of error,...