My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Quote by Jack Nicholson

Topics: Irony Quotes

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got...

A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got...

I have a lot of vanity.

I have a lot of vanity.

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of...

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of...

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is...

When I am cast in a movie where I feel that the woman's part is...

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take...

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways...

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

Because you know, down deep in my heart, when all is said and done, I...

I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm not hard to get along with.

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I've been too many places. I'm like the bad penny.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look...

I don't have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look...

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or...

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or...

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.