My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and...
We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are,...
Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what...
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
A genius is a person who is seeing further and probing deeper than other people...
We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that...
Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the...
He who can does - he who cannot, teaches.
Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.
The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not...
Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.
Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power,...