My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.

Quote by Steve Jobs

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped...

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped...

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're...

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're...

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and...

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and...

Three Rules of Life...1: Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's...

Three Rules of Life...1: Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's...

I was worth over $1,000,000 when I was 23, and over $10,000,000 when I was...

I was worth over $1,000,000 when I was 23, and over $10,000,000 when I was...

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it...

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it...

To turn really interesting ideas and fledgling technologies into a company that can continue to...

To turn really interesting ideas and fledgling technologies into a company that can continue to...

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and...

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and...

You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to...

You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to...

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people arent used to an environment where excellence is...

Be a yardstick of quality. Some people arent used to an environment where excellence is...

I want to put a ding in the universe.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.

.. almost everything all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure -...

.. almost everything all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure -...

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what...

In good times and bad times, I'll be on your side for ever more...that's what...

Be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.

Be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.

There can be no friendship without confidence; and no confidence, without integrity

There can be no friendship without confidence; and no confidence, without integrity

Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends.

Remember that the most valuable antiques are dear old friends.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy...

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...