Quotes by Walter Matthau

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

#Sex

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

#Doctors, #Funny, #Living

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the...

#Walter Matthau

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

#Walter Matthau

It's very easy to live here. You're anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are.

#Walter Matthau

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always...

#Walter Matthau

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with...

#Walter Matthau

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

#Doctors, #Funny, #Living